What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!