What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.