Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !