Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.