Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

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She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope