Because he has a woodpecker!
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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Wooden you like to know
You never know if your gums are bruised.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
I'm a big fan of your work
He had -ity!
One has hope in her soul...
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
A headbanger !
Russell.
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
John Treevaulter.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
They prefer cash.