Because he has a woodpecker!
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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Wooden you like to know
Its Tricerabottom.
Meals on wheels
Have a nice bite!
Because it was two tired...
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
They don't like getting close to the net!
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
A: Car-pets!
101 Damn'Asians.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
There's really no sure way to know.
He starts coffin...
They take the Psycho path.
Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH