Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

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Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

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What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Well, there is a vast difference.

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

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