Because he has a woodpecker!
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To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Wooden you like to know
A ricest.
It's a sore subject.
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Disney spells.
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
A headbanger !
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Pai-Ling
A naughty bus
When the blind try to read your face.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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They take the Psycho path.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
A glimmer of hope