Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !