Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.