What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.