What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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we're walking four abreast."

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.