Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Onions" was his dog... D:

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels