Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager