What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.