What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee