What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.