What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE