What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.