Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a