Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark