Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!