Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin