Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.