Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
Because he was Snowden.
We're Snowden!
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Yellow Jackets*
Because it's too far to walk.
