Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!