Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"