Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in