Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.