Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden