How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)