How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.