How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.