How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha