How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.