How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)