How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.