Just a couple of shots
All he wants is Just Ice
Everyone misses Harambe.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
He was taking a shot.
They always miss the shot
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
