How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!