What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!