What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Flappaccinos.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.