What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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a porcupine

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Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte