Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks