Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
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Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
They both work in gastronomy
A: A mad scientist.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
the same thing Arkansas
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
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starbucks
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Divorced.
