Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.