Astronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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Gastronomy Jokes More Gastronomy Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.