Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Singular Form Jokes More Singular Form Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this