Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Singular Form Jokes More Singular Form Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*