Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

' Lingerie Jokes More ' Lingerie Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Singular Form Jokes More Singular Form Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.