Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.