Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Dumb Jokes More Dumb Jokes

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE