What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl