What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.