What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl