What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

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They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.