What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.