What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !