What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !