What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.