What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !