Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.