Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Ted can swim away from an accident.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.