Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!