Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!