Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.