Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

What kind of shark is always drunk?

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!