Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Black people can't swim. -.-

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.