Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.