ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
A huge mess.