How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Huge Mess Jokes More Huge Mess Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.