How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.