How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.