Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.