Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.