Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."