How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.