How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo