How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.