Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.