Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.