Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk