What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one