What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.