What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack