What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey