Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio