Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio