Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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One was fired, the other was terminated

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Get it to do some CARdio