Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.