Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs