Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.