Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !