Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.