Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.