Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....