When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.