When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.