When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.