When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...