What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.