Abuse Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.