Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.