Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.