Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..