Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.