Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.