How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "