How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children