How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children