How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children