What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies