What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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It only takes one nail to hang a photo

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HTMelt

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!