Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp