How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.