How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Heretic Jokes More Heretic Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp