What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents