What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents