What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.