33+ Funny Luke Jokes - Curious United

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.