Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.