Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.