Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.