Corny jokes.
A: He wanted rich milk.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
