Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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I'm not Willie Nelson"

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My ears are burning!"

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You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.