Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.