Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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They wanted a better celery!

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You get to grow old together.

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You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.