How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.