How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.