How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me