How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!