Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!