Because he was outstanding in his field
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Because they can get their whole grains.
Because they rain supreme.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
A farmer
He's out standing in his field
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
It was out standing in its field!
ence
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
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Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Because she was out standing in her field.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Finding a plane in your field.
Outstanding in his field
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Plow Me!
He's outstanding in his field
They are out standing in their field.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Stop fallowing me!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Invisibull.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
The players all drowned in spring training.
He was *out standing* in his field.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
A man outstanding in his field.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
My erection.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
An archerd.
They are out standing in the field
Because they are out standing in their field.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
It turned into a field
amaized.
The french army at the beginning of a war!
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Women should be first.
Very Satisfying.
Because the field has ears.
None, both are collect in a field.
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
He was outstanding in his field.
Your erection....
A babooooom!
A field of corn.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
One stood for something
because he's covering an erection!
The nobel prize.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
He was doing crystal math.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
The Catcher in the Rye.
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
He loves his pot.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
