Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!