Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.