Because he was outstanding in his field
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Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
A Baked Bean!
Diego
Darth Vader.
A raise in *celery*.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
With a broom and a dustpan.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Ghoulloping.
It makes the front page.
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
