Because he was outstanding in his field
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Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Broom sick.
The broom gets sweepy.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
You can punch information into a computer.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Pro-bono
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
It is now a parent.
Go visit his family tree.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
For they are always on shore...
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because today's April full!
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
