Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.