Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."