A Sweeping Generalization.
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Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
Both got screwed out of office
They both say insert Bill here
The broom gets sweepy.
BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM
Underlay
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Weeeeeeeeee
A: Because he was a gold fish.
Petal to the nettle!
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)