Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.