A Sweeping Generalization.
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Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
Genders
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Do I hand my life in
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
Long time no sea.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
It's pointless just like this post
The communist wants equality
Because he was out standing in his field.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
