A Sweeping Generalization.
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Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
He was far out man. --
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
To crunch numbers.
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
She wanted to wash up on shore
Because they're too cornea.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
A taxi driver
Ripostes.
Bernadette.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
