Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!