Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.