Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.