Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.